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I may be fat but you're ugly, and I can lose weight.

Anonymous

March 8, 2004

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Life's too short to dance with ugly men.

Anonymous

March 8, 2004

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I'm So Gothic That I'm Dead.

Anonymous

March 8, 2004

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If you're not pregnant, then it's not a baby.

Anonymous

March 8, 2004

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Is that your head or did your neck throw up?

Anonymous

March 8, 2004

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'Goth' just makes ugly people more interesting.

Anonymous

March 8, 2004

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You're just the right age, older than me.

Anonymous

March 8, 2004

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If you think this vehicle is dirty you should spend a night with the driver!

Anonymous

March 8, 2004

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Tattooed in places you'd love to lick.

Anonymous

March 8, 2004

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I know I'm good looking but I can't help that.

Anonymous

March 8, 2004

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