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Religion Bumpers

Want a taste of religion? Bite a minister.

Anonymous

March 8, 2004

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Eat a queer fetus for Jesus!

Anonymous

March 8, 2004

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Worry, God knows all about you.

Anonymous

March 8, 2004

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Jesus saves - Moses invests - but Allah pays dividends

Anonymous

March 8, 2004

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Jesus is coming, look busy!

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March 8, 2004

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I found Jesus! He was hiding behind the couch the whole time!

Anonymous

March 8, 2004

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We have a deal: God doesn't tell me how to run my life and I don't tell him how to run the universe.

Anonymous

March 8, 2004

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Jesus loves you! (everyone else thinks you're an asshole!)

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March 8, 2004

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God is coming and she is pissed.

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March 8, 2004

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JESUS SAVES... But Gretzky gets the rebound, he shoots, he SCORES!!

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March 8, 2004

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