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Auntie Em. Hate you, hate Kansas, taking the dog. Dorothy.

Anonymous

March 8, 2004

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Just because my name is buddy doesn't mean you have to scream it to get my attention

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March 8, 2004

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We're born naked, wet, & hungry. Then things get worse.

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March 8, 2004

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Fat people are harder to kidnap.

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March 8, 2004

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Don't trust anything that bleeds for 7 days and doesn't die.

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March 8, 2004

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Look out - I collect ass-whippings.

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March 8, 2004

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When I die I want them to bury me upside down so the world can kiss my ass.

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March 8, 2004

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My state bird is the finger

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March 8, 2004

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I read Playboy for the articles and watch Porn for the music

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March 8, 2004

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Don't make me use my pepper spray, dork!

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March 8, 2004

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