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Bright red meat is good for you. Fuzzy green meat is not good for you.

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March 8, 2004

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Vegetarian: Indian word for lousy hunter

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March 8, 2004

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There are only 2 choices on the menu: take it or leave it.

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March 8, 2004

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I didn't work my way to the top of the food chain to eat vegetables

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March 8, 2004

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I like cats, they taste just like chicken.

Anonymous

March 8, 2004

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So many cats, so few recipes.

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March 8, 2004

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If we weren't meant to eat animals, why are they made of meat?

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March 8, 2004

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Cat... the other white meat.

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March 8, 2004

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DARE to keep cops off donuts!

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March 8, 2004

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I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants!

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March 8, 2004

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